maelwife:

maelwife:

Nine Inch Snails

Ok so I just learned something

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omtai:

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

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ot3:

many tumblr bloggers don’t want you to believe this but as long as it’s a hobby and not an identity being an annoying fandom person rules. check out this jpeg he’s my favorite person in the world and if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

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draconym:

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging … but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà–

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

evilwizard:

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cannilyuncanny:

dreadwedge:

salad is mostly items

can’t say I disagree

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sylferino:

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

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markipliersbreastmilk:

I genuinely think the phrase “which could mean nothing” was the turning point for rpf winning the war on rpf. We owe everything to those 4 words 🫡

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megtheviper:

A mighty hunter attacks his prey with vicious precision!

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letsbelonelytogetherr:

— Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

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rocketdrifter:

redstonedust:

i think we should swap yaoi and yuri tropes more. a pair of doomed teenage boys taking a break from their afterschool music club to go on a cute planetarium date, shyly brushing fingers while internal dialogue goes on and on about the purity of their relationship. on other side of town a lesbian is getting railed by a mafia boss.

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pglang:

the best conversations are from 12-3am

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depsidase:

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withasideofshakespeare:

My favorite Shakespeare thing is when he writes a major plot point but just has someone tell us about it to save on special effects.

Hamlet gets kidnapped by pirates but we don’t see that part. It’s a letter.

The Oracle of Delphi shows up in the Winter’s Tale and rather than do all the special effects required to make that adequately supernatural, two guys come on stage and go “woah that was cool”

There’s a big storm on the night that Duncan is murdered and we learn about this when half the cast of Macbeth says “sure was stormy last night”

Shakespeare, the OG low-budget director taking the easy way out.

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